Don't Make This Klaus Heissler Mistake! - OpenSIPS Trunking Solutions

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Klaus heissler is one of the two very odd house pets that stan has brought home from work. Read also: What The Redwood County Sheriff Doesn't Want You To Know (Jail Roster)

Doomed to live life with his brin stuck in a goldfish, klaus was once a professional skier.

Unfortunately, during the 1986 winter olympics, to keep germany from winning the gold the cia kidnapped him and transferred his brain into this fish.

Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made.

For years my conduct has been largely benign.

And yet, without provocation, you have severed our dtente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns.

When i joined the cia, i knew the deal.

If we make a mistake, we cover it up.

Like the time dick accidentally created feline aids and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.

Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made, for years my conduct has been largely benign and yet without provocation you have severed our d?tente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flame of a thousand suns.

You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth.

Klaus heisler is a major character in the animated comedy tv series american dad!.

He is a german olympic skier whose brain was transplanted into in the body of a goldfish with cia technology, who is now forced to be the pet to the smith family.

Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made.

For years, my conduct has been largely benign and yet, without provocation, you have severed our dtente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns.